Honey, if you’re lying about money for years, you’re cheating on me with your lifestyle. Same betrayal, different side piece.

I can heal from heartbreak. Bankruptcy? That one follows you for a decade.

Nah, if you cheat, we’re done. I’ll take the money drama and a joint spreadsheet.

I’d actually pick the cheating confession. Money lies for years feel like a whole fake life. That’s not just a mistake, that’s a secret double identity.

Cheating once is an instant dealbreaker for me. I don’t care how honest the confession is, my brain will replay that scene forever. Money we can rebuild, loyalty we can’t.